Condoleezza Rice Shocks&Awes a Piano at Buckingham Palace
"The secretary of state, in London for talks with [New World Order] Prime Minister Gordon Brown, was accompanied in her performance of Brahms ...
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Quickly approaching, I figured I should probably get my shit together and get that locked up. I probably could’ve saved some money and time by doing them myself, but seeing as I still use my fingers for basic addition and subtraction, I figured it was in my best interest to hire a professional. So the other morning, Deb, my tax lady, called to tell me that I was getting $3,000 back this year. Yes folks, you read that right, $3,000. Now I know what most of you are thinking: money changes people. Well, I’m here to assure you all that now that I have this $3,000, I will not change at all. I will still remain the same old Ashley Garmany you’ve grown to know and love. I know everyone who comes into money says that, but I really mean it.
I really hope though, that now that I have this $3,000, I won’t be inundated with people asking to borrow money or to help pay for their cars or buy them fancy things. I’m just going to try to continue living my life as normally as possible. I can’t help but wonder, what should I do with this ridiculously large sum of money that I now have? Pay off most of my car loan? Pay ahead on my student loans? Buy groceries? I started putting together a list of possible ways in which I can spend this $3,000. This is what I’ve come up with, thus far:
-I could cash my return check, get it all back in singles, fill my bath tub with the singles and then roll around in them naked.
-I could go to Canada and survive off the money for about 2 months.
- I could go to Mexico and survive off the money for 8 years.
- I could buy a new 42” HD plasma television for the sole reason that I think it would awesome to watch Dirty Dancing , with myself in both the role of Maria and Tony.
-I could pay a guy to pretend to be my boyfriend and come with me to meet my parents so my dad will stop asking me if I’m a lesbian.
- Kroger is having a 3 for a $1 sale on Twix. That’s 9,000 Twix bars. I would never have to go without a delicious cookie caramel bar ever again. (I hope I did the math on that right, I ran out of fingers and toes to count on.)
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